Bedlam: AKA The "Can Someone Take Me Off this Game?" Game

From the box: BEDLAM EULA: This is a personal project from an employee. By opening this box, you acknowledge that this game is not designed, licensed or intended for use in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility. You should also probably have a sense of humor, like ninjacats, love this company and enjoy working here but still enjoy some good-natured poking fun at ourselves, find transcendenant joy in reading EULAs and typing in 6 character PINS to access your email, like reading long, comma-separated sentences, and will not hold said employee or anyone else responsible if your delicate sensitivities are troubled by the occasional swear word or crass humor that may or may not be inside this box. In other words, this is a Microsoft-themed set of cards for Cards Against Humanity style play.